At least you dont have to write a lab report about it

Been there in my EMT class. Writing reports about and illness/ condition you or a family member has

I just ~~forget~~ remember all my passwords

I'm not going to remember 30+ passwords that are all widely different, look at my pfp, I'm a brenlet

I'm not made for that

Clearly not able to organize my own folders either, since I'll delete important files as easy as buttering up a pair of thighs

Hal

Hal

Hal

Take up his name

Hal

The 20th of april is now the day of wholesome. Only wholesome jokes, memes and bants allowed on that day

Only antimemes allowed

Like what you want to find in your lunchbox at school, better not be a gun!

That's not wholesome

Exactly, it better *not* be a gun

It better be some cookies or an apple

Yes, but the joke of it

It takes the piss on wholesome

So I should be stuffing Jewish people into "love Chambers"

No that is perverse

Thus not wholesome

Ah fuck it, just torch 'em

You have to free your mind from the perverse and degenerate

For just one day

Close your eyes and imagine hummocks in fog

https://soundcloud.com/vaniardur/halindir-hummocks-in-fog

I'd rather listen to fucked with an anchor

Oh yeah

Well Uncle Hal is going to bed

Assange, the man who got Trump elected, has been arrested in the Ecuadorian embassy, before he won the election, Trump said "I love wikileaks", now Trump is saying "I know nothing about wikileaks"

The only way Assange will get pardoned is if someone tells Trump he is jewish somehow.

He isnt, but Trump jumps all over jewish cock.

Black holes of Sauron

Soon this will be bannable and sentence you to prison for making/ sharing this stuff

already in eu

or atleast in uk

police showed up at mans home a month after posting a hitler joke on twitter (in uk)