Message from @Maggie The Magpie

Discord ID: 621969676615811072


2019-09-13 07:07:59 UTC  

Haven't you cooked and fed yourself?

2019-09-13 07:08:05 UTC  

Cook and feed yourself my friend

2019-09-13 07:08:21 UTC  

You don't need that flat bread with poison tonight

2019-09-13 07:08:50 UTC  

i had Velveeta mac n cheese

2019-09-13 07:09:01 UTC  

and now im drinking coffee

2019-09-13 07:09:06 UTC  

Not bad

2019-09-13 07:09:44 UTC  

In my sleep I scratched the skin off of the underside of my testicles

2019-09-13 07:09:52 UTC  

Now it's itching like hell healing

2019-09-13 07:09:57 UTC  

This is fucking horrible

2019-09-13 07:12:01 UTC  

well have you tried not scratching the skin off your scrotum

2019-09-13 07:12:24 UTC  

I did pretty well at that for almost thirty years

2019-09-13 07:12:38 UTC  

👏

2019-09-13 07:12:39 UTC  

i am proud

2019-09-13 07:13:07 UTC  

Shilling my new track again

2019-09-13 07:14:10 UTC  

sounds good m8

2019-09-13 07:22:43 UTC  

MUH GUNS BE LEGAL BECAUSE I LIKE TO FOLLOW THE RULES LAID ON ME BY MY ENEMY THE STATE

2019-09-13 07:22:57 UTC  

YEEEEHAW 🤠

2019-09-13 07:25:19 UTC  

Sorry about your scrotum bro

2019-09-13 07:25:26 UTC  

Scrot rot is nasty business

2019-09-13 07:26:02 UTC  

Scrot rot what is that?

2019-09-13 07:34:01 UTC  

Scrotum rot

2019-09-13 07:34:20 UTC  

What is scrotum rot?

2019-09-13 07:34:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/621971932040134675/JPEG_20190912_202221.jpg

2019-09-13 07:34:37 UTC  

Those are overrated

2019-09-13 07:34:39 UTC  

That's what we call it when you're at the beach and your knickers fill with sand and rub away the skin

2019-09-13 07:34:52 UTC  

Ah shut up cunt

2019-09-13 07:35:18 UTC  

@Maggie The Magpie Oof, scrotum not a great amber filtering sieve

2019-09-13 07:35:25 UTC  

@farrah GET BETTER TASTE

2019-09-13 07:35:30 UTC  

They still taste alright though

2019-09-13 07:35:54 UTC  

get a bigger dick

2019-09-13 07:36:08 UTC  

Why would I want to do that

2019-09-13 07:36:32 UTC  

wild

2019-09-13 07:36:34 UTC  

The best snacks are unsalted cashews

2019-09-13 07:36:43 UTC  

wtf

2019-09-13 07:36:47 UTC  

Reese's

2019-09-13 07:36:51 UTC  

that's the best snack

2019-09-13 07:36:58 UTC  

What is a Reese's?

2019-09-13 07:37:06 UTC  

Reese's Cups?

2019-09-13 07:37:20 UTC  

Oh those peanut butter cakes?