I want a forearm tattoo so bad but I can never ever get one because I will have to wear long sleeves at every job for the rest of my life

This genuinely had me doing the bottom face

I want a tattoo of the nazi eagle holding the wreathed swastika but instead of an eagle it's a magpie and instead of a swastika it's a southern cross

That’s really edgy my guy

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Not really

It's a magpie and constellation

https://youtu.be/_czzkqPjvS4

benis inspection time

On a friday?!

The 13th

Heh

@Deleted User how bout that pizza goyum

Haven't you cooked and fed yourself?

Cook and feed yourself my friend

You don't need that flat bread with poison tonight

i had Velveeta mac n cheese

and now im drinking coffee

Not bad

In my sleep I scratched the skin off of the underside of my testicles

Now it's itching like hell healing

This is fucking horrible

well have you tried not scratching the skin off your scrotum

I did pretty well at that for almost thirty years

👏

i am proud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZb1S0qZA7U

Shilling my new track again

sounds good m8

https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1172359875093061632

MUH GUNS BE LEGAL BECAUSE I LIKE TO FOLLOW THE RULES LAID ON ME BY MY ENEMY THE STATE

YEEEEHAW 🤠

Sorry about your scrotum bro

Scrot rot is nasty business

Scrot rot what is that?

Scrotum rot

What is scrotum rot?

Those are overrated

That's what we call it when you're at the beach and your knickers fill with sand and rub away the skin