Message from @Deleted User
Discord ID: 622218048568557568
You do tattoos?
No, I am joking
Okay.
hmm
Disgusting
ok @Justin Burger (Major-GA) no. bad!
We’re going to paddle board tomorrow, I can already feel the amount of falling I’m going to do
We wuz kangz
You wanna know how I got these scars? You see my father was... an ancap, and a gamer... and one night he comes home acting cringier than usual... Mommy takes the ps4 because he's being bad. He doesn't like that. Not... one... bit. So, me watching, he roundhouse kicks her, laughing as he does it. He turns to me and says, "WHY SO CRINGY?!" He comes at me with the phone, "LETS PUT YOU ON REDDIT!" And... Nigger
Wff
No I am the one getting hogtied
No you’re hog-tying people
No u u.
I should just change your name to Beatrix Russell
anybody hungy?
I JUST WANT TO SLEP
Woke up after three hours of sleep feeling like I was dying
God damn full moon bullshit
I'm sorry store said slep machine broke
You guys don’t know what a full moon is until you work in ems during a full moon.
My first ever cardiac arrest was during a full moon and that arrest was bloody as fuck.
@Alpaca13 but... i have eyes and was taught about the moon phases in 6th grade pretty sure i know what a full mook is like...
I was told that if you bend down and look through your legs at the moon, it looks bigger
When I tried I got kicked in the ass before I could see if it was true
And so I have never tried since
To prank a Hal is a gruesome crime :^(
i just want pizza @Deleted User
I think I got food poisoning
Been pooping nonstop for the past few hours and have cramps and no slep
@Deleted User i was born with food poisoning and am therefore immune
Are you sure you weren't born food poisoning
||I may be shitting out my organs, but I've got the bantz still 😏||
wha
You didn’t get what I was saying because you don’t work in ems.
More specifically the health care aspect of ems.