Nice man.

Let me know how it comes along

I'm doing 3D tattoos, another happy customer, hmu if you want one.

You do tattoos?

No, I am joking

Okay.

hmm

Disgusting

ok @Justin Burger (Major-GA) no. bad!

We’re going to paddle board tomorrow, I can already feel the amount of falling I’m going to do

We wuz kangz

http://mimirsbrunnr.com/product/aged-bronze-thors-hammer-axe/

You wanna know how I got these scars? You see my father was... an ancap, and a gamer... and one night he comes home acting cringier than usual... Mommy takes the ps4 because he's being bad. He doesn't like that. Not... one... bit. So, me watching, he roundhouse kicks her, laughing as he does it. He turns to me and says, "WHY SO CRINGY?!" He comes at me with the phone, "LETS PUT YOU ON REDDIT!" And... Nigger

@farrah that’s you ^

Wff

No I am the one getting hogtied

No you’re hog-tying people

No u u.

I should just change your name to Beatrix Russell

anybody hungy?

Yeah i'm on my way to the store, y'all want anythin?

I JUST WANT TO SLEP

Woke up after three hours of sleep feeling like I was dying

God damn full moon bullshit

I'm sorry store said slep machine broke

You guys don’t know what a full moon is until you work in ems during a full moon.

My first ever cardiac arrest was during a full moon and that arrest was bloody as fuck.

@Alpaca13 but... i have eyes and was taught about the moon phases in 6th grade pretty sure i know what a full mook is like...

I was told that if you bend down and look through your legs at the moon, it looks bigger

When I tried I got kicked in the ass before I could see if it was true

And so I have never tried since

To prank a Hal is a gruesome crime :^(

i just want pizza @Deleted User

I think I got food poisoning

Been pooping nonstop for the past few hours and have cramps and no slep

@Deleted User i was born with food poisoning and am therefore immune

Are you sure you weren't born food poisoning

||I may be shitting out my organs, but I've got the bantz still 😏||