Message from @Oberstürmbannführer Harris

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2019-09-17 18:01:03 UTC  

Hal is not meant to make sad of things

2019-09-17 19:07:44 UTC  

I am currently at my day 74 of no fap.. And today as I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth. As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. You’re welcome gentlemen

2019-09-17 19:30:24 UTC  

I am not reading that entire thing

2019-09-17 19:30:39 UTC  

I got as far as you smelled a female in heat

2019-09-17 19:31:08 UTC  

Kids these days and their lack of concentration.

2019-09-17 19:31:14 UTC  

Sounds like you need a concentration camp kiddo.

2019-09-17 19:56:22 UTC  

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2019-09-17 20:09:08 UTC  

🍴

2019-09-17 20:43:23 UTC  

I am super divided, I got my state ID and my voters registration yesterday and am debating to go back and get a concealed carry permit.

2019-09-17 21:18:46 UTC  

Why not do it

2019-09-17 21:22:08 UTC  

If you can, go for it

2019-09-17 21:29:39 UTC  

Do it

2019-09-17 21:29:43 UTC  

Guns are gr8

2019-09-17 21:38:26 UTC  

All I have to do is prove I am mentally stable, have no criminal record and have competent knowledge of how to handle a gun.

2019-09-17 21:42:00 UTC  

Don't have to prove you're not a cyber nazi?

2019-09-17 21:43:43 UTC  

Not yet lol

2019-09-17 21:44:21 UTC  

Kamala Harris wants to make it illegal for anyone who has ever associated with white nationalism to own any kind of firearm or melee weapon.

2019-09-17 21:44:44 UTC  

Including knives

2019-09-17 21:46:30 UTC  

Time for plotting

2019-09-17 22:12:29 UTC  

"guns? I only have Nerf guns officer"

2019-09-17 22:15:28 UTC  

Good thing the only weapon "registered" in my name is a shotgun lmao.

2019-09-17 22:17:08 UTC  

Who even registers things.

2019-09-17 22:17:15 UTC  

Ain't a requirement.

2019-09-17 22:17:19 UTC  

At least where I live.

2019-09-17 22:19:18 UTC  

It's actually illegal for my state to keep any record of gun owners

2019-09-17 22:19:35 UTC  

According to the Florida Constitution.

2019-09-17 22:20:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490588932992532500/623644357312118795/image0.jpg

2019-09-17 22:20:13 UTC  

The only gun I need

2019-09-17 22:20:15 UTC  

All you gotta do is be 21, pass a background check, sign a form, wait 3 days, then collect your gun.

2019-09-17 22:21:04 UTC  

I was 20, so I had a strawman.

2019-09-17 22:21:29 UTC  

I can legally own guns, but can't buy them, so I give him the money to buy them and he "gifts" them to me.

2019-09-17 22:22:34 UTC  

Of course I payed him a buyer's fee for his services

2019-09-17 22:35:44 UTC  

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2019-09-17 22:35:45 UTC  

GG @Oberstürmbannführer Harris, you just advanced to level 2!

2019-09-17 22:35:49 UTC  

"We are not even of the human race let alone europeans"
Ya know they were a couple of guys in Europe who thought something similar a while back

2019-09-17 22:36:54 UTC  

You gotta complete your own lowers so they don't have a serial number on them

2019-09-17 22:48:19 UTC  

The finale of disgusting sodas

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2019-09-17 22:49:01 UTC  

@Deleted User I’m not Turboing anybody for you anymore, I did and you changed their name anyway.

2019-09-17 22:49:27 UTC  

<:aghaghagh:603813583972728842>

2019-09-17 22:52:51 UTC  

Me when I wake up at 3 in the morning thirsty as fuck.

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2019-09-17 22:54:17 UTC  

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