Listen

To me

I wonder if they do 2 for 1s

Like if I get leg lengthening surgery at the same tine

I want what's best for you garf

Do I get a discount?

I want discount

On Jones bbq and foot message

feet are weird

Indeed

However

I can not confirm or deny I’ve shoved an entire foot up my ass

excuse me

where'd you get that pic of me

Get this surgery instead

"additional foreskin"

what the fuck

Read it

It has some good points

no one could ever convince me to do that

Silly man

Dude, it could be like an extra hoodie, double the foreskin length if you already have foreskin.

i dont have foreskin

wait

For warmth

where does the foreskin come from

All around

so people can donate their foreskin to give people extra foreskin?

Then again, that seems liable to get stuck in zippers really easy and...... anything else unconventional i decide to stick my dick in...

I love my foreskin

And you can't have it

i dont want it

It comes from the Æther

Too bad you're taking it

rape

An involuntary foreskin transaction is not rape

I think

i do not consent to receiving your foreskin

Fine fuck you

fine fuck me