Hey not to bug you guys but whatever happened to the UNF

The UNF was a facebook group like years ago

And I joined their steam group which led me here

I jumped ship on them randomly

I always wondered what became of it

I guess nothing

Schizophrenic?

I remember they said it a lot in the Big Lez show

How's it going guys?

Sup niggas

You opened the box

Lemarchande

I will kill you two

Only if you promise to reincarnate as me

Nah we already have all those pics

Just forgot to tell you

It's all fun and games til someone gets a hole pic

So they hired this smoking hot Irish chick

Who I thought was a trad qt

Turns out she goes to sex parties with a coworker

Fml

And I was flirting with her like mad

Now I can't even look at her lmao

>Not calling your boss a nigger to his face

You gotta set the ground rules

That's it bruv

Let them know that they are renting the title of boss from you

I am a salesman tho

Different world

Lmao

Shirts vs skins

My name is Tanner

I love saying skins

As often as it makes people visibly uncomfortable

So alwats

*always

Try saying race

It gives people anxiety

I talk about track and field just to give people anxiety

Imagine a moist pussy

A guy asked me if I was racist

And I pushed him to the ground because he was a nigger

Garmfield is a very big bwoi

Sorry bruh you can't escape

You will just be reincarnated as a twink

It's how I got here

Sry fam it's reincarnation

Even Christ advocated for it

Hell he is the poster child

Bossy much?

Shit is this Nickelodeon?

We are all on a long road to nowhere

Some of just get there first

Wrong order bur whateve

What a lovely family you have

Bye bye

I can get a transgender surgery and get a vagoo if you feel lonely Alice

I insist

Alright

That's all the peer pressure I need to make an irrevocable decision

I'll do it!

I wonder if they do 2 for 1s

Like if I get leg lengthening surgery at the same tine

Do I get a discount?

I love my foreskin

And you can't have it

Too bad you're taking it

An involuntary foreskin transaction is not rape

I think

Fine fuck you

😂

There's only one way to find out

Me too

Jewish boys to the front

My foreskin won Mrs. America 3 years consecutively

Mrs. Piggy?

Okay be reap

There was at least a little rimmy?

Yikes

An ass ate me once

But that's a story for another time

You bite the ass the ass bites baxk

Truthishly

Fuck off with this conspiracy shit

Magpie more like glow nig spy

It was either that or say God made a mistake making me

And we all know that couldnt be true

I'm gonna post my nudes in the yearbook

Ruh roh