Then get a magpie

Send me a couple pics that are tattoo worthy

Oh my god

Lmaoooo

I have read the most funny magpie stories

Omg what?

Ah

Looking at pictures.

Magpies are dope af

Any worth sharing? I love magpies

They come from news stations: “Search for killer magpie”

“Search for magpie who’s attacked children”

I’m fucking dying

Brilliant

Literally the RWDS of the skies

I don’t know if I want one flying for the kill or sitting

The first one is just really fucking funny

They like to hang out on the ground and run around

I think I’m genuinely getting a magpie.

They’re bad ass fucking birds, they hate everyone

Except me, I haven't been swooped since I became the Lorax

birds are big dumb

I suggest you do even a small amount of research bro

Birds are epic

birds are ***dumb***

Especially Corvids and Artamids

Magpie is superior

https://youtu.be/kKtbmSVktCY

https://youtu.be/7MfWNyc5Ez8

@Maggie The Magpie have you heard the bird song?

Its sung by an australian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE

I have my dude

But seriously bro

Fuck bin chickens

Absolute disgrace

Y'all niggas know kookaburras?

https://youtu.be/UXA0-YAoo9Q

Pretty sure they're a type of kingfisher