Just look for cool shit that’s small and not political

Get a little tattoo of your favourite chewing gum

And become a corporate sell out

Nah

I don’t have a favorite gum

Get a small $5 handjobs sign tattoo applied directly to the forehead.

You guys are literally the worst

Justin especially you

I genuinely want ideas and you’re giving me nothing

Why merchant?

No reason <:smug:621897343385600000>

There's nothing special about merchants at all

What's your favourite animal?

Or favourite flowering plant?

Oh, i get it, you dont like forehead tats, okay, get it across your chest.

Bro I’m really asking here

I’m not getting that fucking quote

I don’t really have a favorite animal because I love them all, I don’t have a favorite flower

Then get a magpie

Send me a couple pics that are tattoo worthy

Oh my god

Lmaoooo

I have read the most funny magpie stories

Omg what?

Ah

Looking at pictures.

Magpies are dope af

Any worth sharing? I love magpies

They come from news stations: “Search for killer magpie”

“Search for magpie who’s attacked children”

I’m fucking dying

Brilliant

Literally the RWDS of the skies

I don’t know if I want one flying for the kill or sitting

The first one is just really fucking funny

They like to hang out on the ground and run around

I think I’m genuinely getting a magpie.

They’re bad ass fucking birds, they hate everyone