im jealous

it's like 3 hours to the ocean from my house

Ocean is maybe 2 miles away.

I've never been to an ocean

I live basically where the bush meets the mangroves but it's kind of subtropical

Wtf

You have never seen the ocean?

That upsets me

Me too.

That's like a basic life experience.

You haven't lived until your hair bleaches from the saltwater and sun

Not sure about that.

But I have gotten sunburned enough that I basically molted a layer of skin.

Look at this

I've never seen the ocean, nope

I've seen the great lakes

Pimp Boy 3 billion

a man of culture

Lakes are like oceans but for ants

I ate a Greek yogurt

I was too hungry

The bats are out, there's tons of bats who live around my apartments

the ocean is irritating tbh

it's so windy

Justin

Why not tell them the story

There was a bat in my bedroom once

and I killed it with a broom on accident

The first time I ever shaved my head I went fishing all day and got so badly sunburnt that I had a fluid build up under my blistered scalp that seeped down my face over the course of a week

Your plasma ew

hmm

I had to take a couple days off work because my eyes swelled shut from sleeping face down lmao

Grenade machinegun and Bozar gang for FNV

First day back at work, before the time off, my boss freaked out and took me to the doctor because my forehead was so swollen I looked like a cave nigga

Why would you even shave your head

Me and Alice went to the beach together once, I accidentally went under and accidently inhaled a shit ton of seawater cause a wave hit me, but I nearly vomited it back out onto Alice.

Happ @Alpaca13

Happy?

It was summer and I was sick of having long sweaty hair

That's hot

you went under