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So my stomach has been making WEIRD noises all day

Wtf is going on in my intestines

https://www.news.com.au/world/middle-east/deadly-diplomatic-challenge-turkey-holding-50-us-nuclear-bombs-hostage/news-story/1a89583915a67a51546a1f1f47c396e9

You just need to fart

Well, I understand why you can't send the roaches, they could become an invasive species, it's a law that makes sense.

Ohhhh I saw that article and was going to read it but we got busy on the ambulance

Yeah turkey is fucking stupid

Also why the FUCK do we entrust people with our nukes

Genuinely the most stupid fucking thing

We keep them in Turkey, so we have Russia surrounded with nukes at any given point.

Yeah but now look at what it’s caused

Especially arabs

Great plan if there wasn’t the chance of that happening, but there’s always the chance of it happening and you’re a fool to think it won’t

Now we gotta nuke turkey before they send them off saying it’s from us <:pepe:513148179277938708>

The obvious only solution

(I’m kidding)

I stand with Assad

I stand with thanksgiving turkey, that’s the only turkey I will agree with because it agrees with my tummy

Yummy yummy

<:kek:498967226154745866>

Am I right bois?

Time to baste the Turks

Let them saturate in their own juices, and by juices I mean nuclear fallout 😉

I’m gonna talk about something but I really don’t wanna get bashed over it

Why would you nuke a bird? A bit overkill, don't you think?

Maybe

What?

I'll sincerely try

My god damn iPhone keeps over heating. It dims my screen and it’s warm to the touch.

My iPhone acts like it’s a gaming laptop

BUY ANDROID

Heh

I’m thinking about the 1+

Sounds like it might be a battery issue

Then again, I'm not a tech guy

I was looking at the razer phone but after watching reviews the screen doesn’t get bright enough, which is really annoying because even now my iPhone doesn’t get bright enough in the daylight

It’s my battery