Live somewhere I can send you roaches
Move to Turkey
hmm
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Anyone heard about this cold war shit?
Our news didn't mention it or the warheads at all
Is it new?
🤔
Send info
No news about it here
So my stomach has been making WEIRD noises all day
Wtf is going on in my intestines
https://www.news.com.au/world/middle-east/deadly-diplomatic-challenge-turkey-holding-50-us-nuclear-bombs-hostage/news-story/1a89583915a67a51546a1f1f47c396e9
You just need to fart
Well, I understand why you can't send the roaches, they could become an invasive species, it's a law that makes sense.
Ohhhh I saw that article and was going to read it but we got busy on the ambulance
Yeah turkey is fucking stupid
Also why the FUCK do we entrust people with our nukes
Genuinely the most stupid fucking thing
We keep them in Turkey, so we have Russia surrounded with nukes at any given point.
Yeah but now look at what it’s caused
Especially arabs
Great plan if there wasn’t the chance of that happening, but there’s always the chance of it happening and you’re a fool to think it won’t
Now we gotta nuke turkey before they send them off saying it’s from us <:pepe:513148179277938708>
The obvious only solution
(I’m kidding)
I stand with Assad
I stand with thanksgiving turkey, that’s the only turkey I will agree with because it agrees with my tummy
Yummy yummy
Am I right bois?
Time to baste the Turks
Let them saturate in their own juices, and by juices I mean nuclear fallout 😉
I’m gonna talk about something but I really don’t wanna get bashed over it
Why would you nuke a bird? A bit overkill, don't you think?
Maybe
What?
I'll sincerely try
My god damn iPhone keeps over heating. It dims my screen and it’s warm to the touch.
My iPhone acts like it’s a gaming laptop
