Message from @Alpaca13

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2019-10-25 22:50:00 UTC  

What’s that

2019-10-25 22:50:32 UTC  

Informal term for a man

2019-10-25 22:50:52 UTC  

"one of the blokes" because boys are children

2019-10-25 22:50:55 UTC  

I was just about to say did you just call me a man lmao

2019-10-25 22:51:05 UTC  

Yes.

2019-10-25 22:51:18 UTC  

Should I take that as a compliment or feel ashamed

2019-10-25 22:51:30 UTC  

Both in equal parts

2019-10-25 22:52:19 UTC  

Okay, then I shall receive as that.

2019-10-25 22:52:59 UTC  

I believe I have great taste in women. I want them proper and educated. No piercings like a whore. But at the same time I want women so I’m fucked

2019-10-25 22:54:25 UTC  

I can find a good priest for you, to help you pray the gay away.

2019-10-25 22:54:36 UTC  

Yeah, tits need to be proportional to the body type and size.

2019-10-25 22:56:19 UTC  

^

2019-10-25 22:56:39 UTC  

Also, plastic is a complete deal breaker.

2019-10-25 22:56:52 UTC  

Imagine getting plastic implants.

2019-10-25 22:57:01 UTC  

Fake tits, ass, lips, anything.

2019-10-25 22:57:05 UTC  

Nope

2019-10-25 22:57:05 UTC  

I ain’t wishing to grow old with a spouse that ain’t natural.

2019-10-25 22:57:29 UTC  

Any fake filler aswell.

2019-10-25 22:57:49 UTC  

I will never understand guys who encourage their women to get plastic surgery for every part of their body.

2019-10-25 22:57:50 UTC  

I have never seen people get their lips injected and it looks good

2019-10-25 22:57:59 UTC  

It always makes their lips look like ducks

2019-10-25 22:58:12 UTC  

I do wish to grow old with a spouse that is all natural, however, I’d probably be better off going after the church type.

2019-10-25 22:58:15 UTC  

But they think it looks good for some reason.

2019-10-25 22:59:28 UTC  

Church women fit my type more now that I think about it.

2019-10-25 23:00:09 UTC  

Church women from your area I assure you. Church women in my area are still hoes

2019-10-25 23:00:23 UTC  

They hoe on Saturday and pray on Sunday

2019-10-25 23:00:24 UTC  

Well you live in Atlanta, so yeah.

2019-10-25 23:00:38 UTC  

Also, exclude minority women.

2019-10-25 23:00:45 UTC  

Small local churches are better, the mega churches with all luxury and in-church stores? Absolutely not.

2019-10-25 23:01:24 UTC  

I never understood why megachurches have damn stores inside them, like coffee shops and such.

2019-10-25 23:01:35 UTC  

Thé point of church isn’t to purchase. It’s to worship.

2019-10-25 23:01:57 UTC  

I have never been inside a mega church

2019-10-25 23:02:44 UTC  

I’ve seen some and they look horribly disgusting, with modern architecture.

2019-10-25 23:02:50 UTC  

Also

2019-10-25 23:05:20 UTC  

The first std picture looks like a pair of balls

2019-10-25 23:05:23 UTC  

Nice

2019-10-25 23:05:31 UTC  

**Balls are stds**

2019-10-25 23:09:56 UTC  

Honestly though women and stds are the fucking worst.

2019-10-25 23:10:09 UTC  

We can be carriers and not even fucking know it.

2019-10-25 23:10:34 UTC  

Show no symptoms for years. Then bam, std symptoms and shit