Yeah I was never into “damn look at that ass”

Alice is basically a bloke

What’s that

Informal term for a man

"one of the blokes" because boys are children

I was just about to say did you just call me a man lmao

Yes.

Should I take that as a compliment or feel ashamed

Both in equal parts

Okay, then I shall receive as that.

I believe I have great taste in women. I want them proper and educated. No piercings like a whore. But at the same time I want women so I’m fucked

I can find a good priest for you, to help you pray the gay away.

Yeah, tits need to be proportional to the body type and size.

^

Also, plastic is a complete deal breaker.

Imagine getting plastic implants.

Fake tits, ass, lips, anything.

Nope

I ain’t wishing to grow old with a spouse that ain’t natural.

Any fake filler aswell.

I will never understand guys who encourage their women to get plastic surgery for every part of their body.

I have never seen people get their lips injected and it looks good

It always makes their lips look like ducks

I do wish to grow old with a spouse that is all natural, however, I’d probably be better off going after the church type.

But they think it looks good for some reason.

Church women fit my type more now that I think about it.

Church women from your area I assure you. Church women in my area are still hoes

They hoe on Saturday and pray on Sunday

Well you live in Atlanta, so yeah.

Also, exclude minority women.

Small local churches are better, the mega churches with all luxury and in-church stores? Absolutely not.

I never understood why megachurches have damn stores inside them, like coffee shops and such.

Thé point of church isn’t to purchase. It’s to worship.

I have never been inside a mega church

I’ve seen some and they look horribly disgusting, with modern architecture.

Also

https://youtu.be/UP7HQGQ7qx0

The first std picture looks like a pair of balls

Nice

**Balls are stds**

Honestly though women and stds are the fucking worst.