You know what

Yeah

I never read conversation

I lie

I did read up

And you're all fucking retards

>going to the cinema

>paying to watch a movie

>paying to watch a movie in a big room full of awkward chairs, stinky smells and strangers and noises

Just fucking hoist the jolly roger you niggers, you already have monitors bigger than they need to be

And then you can dictate your own piss breaks, get your own favourite snacks for cheap and even lay down

Pause on the nude scenes and oogle the tits real good if there's any scene like that

Cinema is for nerds 😎

I don’t do the cinema because it screws me over on the nachos

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 17!

Even the bot agrees!

It was a blessed message

The fuck is this shit, I laid in bed for eleven hours straight waiting for sleep to take me - not even exaggerating - and now I'm sleepy

Fuck this

I have the same problems with restlessness. @Deleted User

Based bing

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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=160364432000892&id=100040820070294&sfnsn=mo

After talks with Israel, Trump has decided to keep all troops in Syria, and bring in Armor.

Well, you gotta listen to your Boss.

And he needed a word with you, when you almost didn't agree with endless foreign wars.

That meme is so gay

The most blatant corporate meme in a long time

It seems like 99% of women using dating apps and such are either whores, or are the IQ equivalent to a pine nut.

Google auto translates the word whore to white.

I’m pretty sure it’s not 99% Justin, it’s just those Florida girls<:lolxD:442866393667338240>

@Justin Burger (Major-GA)

https://youtu.be/mrcAD4vZ3iI

😂

I have never seen that ever before

They don’t even teach you about it

And I love the “slide the patient to it” as they’re on the slickest smoothest floor

We must never forget how the Germans said using a shot gun in the trenches was too “brutal” and then they came back with gas <:wtf_pepe:545580867989274624> <:pepe_boy:545580890592641034>