Both of our reasons for a scar on our lip is wild

My name is Peter Griffin. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Quahog, where all the villas are, and I am married. I work as an employee for Happy-Go-Lucky toy factory, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Peter Griffen x Yoshikage Kira

*hmm*

Peter Griffens greatest enemy is also an ambulance

I have a scar on my forehead from being stabbed with a cheese knife

My friend was looking at it cos it was another friend's fancy handled one, I stood up to grab another beer and got stabbed

Just stood straight into it

You're saying

You literally ran

into someone else's knife

Yes.

But stood instead of ran

Head wounds bleed so much

Head wounds bleed so much because you basically have a dome of veins lmao

Hell yea

I also have a scar on my hairline from a wheelie bin axle

Got smacked by some wigger faggot, blood spraying with every hit

That was fucken gnarly

@Alpaca13 @Maggie The Magpie @Justin Burger (Major-GA)

Shenandoah Rifle, if it’s original it’d be worth $15,000.

Based

Is that flint lock?

No, it’s a rifle and has a percussion cap. @

@Maggie The Magpie

I am hoping soon to nab myself a Harmonica, to learn to play some 19th century songs in my downtime, like Oh Susannah.

Key of C.

https://youtu.be/wBejwdHKVWI

My dad used to play camp town ladies on the harmonica

Damn dude that looks awesome

https://youtu.be/_tuu5YtkPIo

Lmao, first result for the song

I was gonna post the scene from blazing saddles but this is infinitely better

@Maggie The Magpie https://youtu.be/Yw5qN6YVNu8

Yellow Rose of Texas isn’t about a negro girl btw

It’s about a mixed woman, back then mixed folk were called Yellows.

Not specifically black.

Have y'all seen this film? https://youtu.be/0H2W1lK7P-I

@Deleted User gonna watch it now