Yeah that's it

I broke my friends toilet lol

But everyone I hang out with is like 60 miles away from where I live so I sometimes don't have a choice

Cracked it

I've banged in someone else's bathroom

Same

60 miles?

Jesus fuck

🤷

It was that or be homeless

Toilet banging is the most retarded shit

Almost worse than fucking in the ocean

Homeless sux

It does

It wasn't on the toilet stupid

Shower is worse

I had to couch hop for a while

2/10

would not recommend

Shower sex is awful

Shower and ocean almost the same

Water is the worst fucking lube

The water fucks with the lubrication, and you end up with friction that's no fun or good

I fucked on a beach during the day

Why

Rando b I just met

Old lady followed us around

Thomas if we ever go swimming i'll show you how long I can hold my breath underwater 😉

See? And you guys call me a whore

Pretty fucking weird tbh

At least I fuck people I know

I’m 6’4

I'm Dornan

It just happens dude

I'm 6'0

So 5’9

Jkjk

K

Good for u

You're taller than my sisters Beerman

But not taller than my brother