kinky

Oh Yee

@Issa Dornan I'm gonna make u poop blood ;)

As a kid I once made a poopie stinky on a friend's toilet so bad that his parents said I could no longer use their toilet and would have to go home if I had to make poopie

MMHM

Kind of rude

But then again, I wouldn't let anyone use my toilet

Also would never use a public toilet

🤔

Also what's with the god damn purple filter on public restrooms?

I'd piss in someone else's bathroom but that's it

Yeah that's it

I broke my friends toilet lol

But everyone I hang out with is like 60 miles away from where I live so I sometimes don't have a choice

Cracked it

I've banged in someone else's bathroom

Same

60 miles?

Jesus fuck

🤷

It was that or be homeless

Toilet banging is the most retarded shit

Almost worse than fucking in the ocean

Homeless sux

It does

It wasn't on the toilet stupid

Shower is worse

I had to couch hop for a while

2/10

would not recommend

Shower sex is awful

Shower and ocean almost the same

Water is the worst fucking lube

The water fucks with the lubrication, and you end up with friction that's no fun or good

I fucked on a beach during the day

Why

Rando b I just met

Old lady followed us around

Thomas if we ever go swimming i'll show you how long I can hold my breath underwater 😉

See? And you guys call me a whore

Pretty fucking weird tbh