You keep watching that pornhub

im gonna go make a burrito

Make me one too bb

> I am in a relationship atm

Okay, loser.

there's this one girl that lives like 10 mins from where I'm about to move, and we're gonna go on a date and im hyped

In a relationship doesn’t mean you get pussy

That’s cool man!

definitely gonna be a degenerate and get laid though

Tell her about your COOMING, make it at least 50% of the conversation.

Yes

negative lmao

Go all In

;)

i geeked tf out last night, because she recommended a book from one of my favorite authors

it was rad

OH SHIT

i get paid in two days

booze time

Lmao

I get paid in 2 days too

I think I’m gonna save up for a motor cycle tbh

ooohhh

Dyke on a bike

alice why are u lesbo

I don’t know

i want a Kawasaki Ninja H2 tbh

but i would probably die on it

@Alpaca13 Come alice and produce offspring, the tribe needs male warriors.

i hate that

Tommy help me

I don’t want offspring

how am i supposed to help

Talk about your big cooms to change the subject

i hate this server lmao \

I hate you, coomer.

shut up you catholic cunt

the offspring need good raisin'.

I’m 5’2, you don’t want me genes

I’m taller then all my grandmas

LMAO