Bruh

Sexual morality is important.

Of course, I wasn't saying one is good.

I was stating one is better than another.

Quite.

Like an STI is better than an STD, you don't want either, but one is "better"

In this time of devolving morality, apathy and Godlessness, it grows in import the traditions of old; birthing nostalgia for the old world anew.

I don't agree with the wording

Neither are "good" in any measure

But a distinction of one being worse than the other can be made

A sti can be fixed easily with medication where as if you get herpes it’s life long

So oof

Yeah, STI's require anti-biotics, AID's requires your life.

Just try and give me a s-t-whatever

I'll give you an HIV, Maggie 😉

Let's have a big gay STD party.

I will give everyone Hand-Foot-Mouth disease.

that makes me soggy ❤

NO

It's okay

Calm down

>when you get an emergency call and your ems dick gets really hard but then you get canceled enroute

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Alice, steal some of your strongest pain killers or sedatives, or whatever, for my throat.

We have fentanyl

But I’m pretty sure I’d kill you because I have no idea how much to give and you’d probably kill yourself because you have no idea how much to give yourself either

This man is a king

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10259975/dog-shot-dead-cop-garden/

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I can’t read that because it’ll break my heart

Nothing is more pathetic then a human, specifically a grown ass man, who is also a cop, be afraid of dogs. A while ago a cop literally shot a chihuahua in the fucking face because “I was scared”. Like you little fucking bitch. I will fucking literally kill the fucking cop if they shoot my dog.

I may have screwed my self over

Tomorrow I gotta take a test to determine my acceptance into college and I work until 5 am so probably not gonna be in bed until 7am and the test hours are between 8am-4pm

By tomorrow I mean technically today

The 13th

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.
I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye.

I found this copypasta on Facebook and it continues to baffle me.

I’m absolutely exhausted and you expect me to read this

Why you send good content when I genuinely can’t read