My two best moments in the game so far, has been digging a shallow pit and filling it with wood, right next to the evac shelter I started in, and lighting it on fire so I could warm myself and read a book, then catching fire and watch it spread onto the shelter as I flail about trying to put the flames on me out

It was a tragedy so I ran into the flaming building and ended myself

The other great moment was when I managed to catcha fish with a fishing spear, getting interrupted in my butchering process by a zombie

Throwing the dead fish at the zombie and hitting it

Fucking art

@farrah where’d you get that picture of me

"what's wrong with hating rapists"

"what's wrong with hating mass murderers"

"what's wrong with hating terrorists"

That person deserves to be shot, then dumped in an unmarked grave.

Unmarked graves are the best

Can’t vandalize your grave if they don’t know somebody is buried there

*black guy tapping head meme*

Man I don’t feel good at all. Ever since I ate lunch I’ve felt like I’m gonna throw up

That tapping head meme has a specific scene in a mockumentory that gives it meaning

I'd recommend watching it, very funny

I found this one, and one of a keyboard, these are in North Korea, only snaps in the whole country.

Posted from the same location, around the same time.

Funny, as I have never seen a snap in NK before when checking the international map thing

Just like, Valve confirmed there is one single active, and registered Steam account In North Korea, people think it's either Kim's or one of his young kid relatives.

Even they know chroma keyboards are superior to non lit ones

I’m gonna day it’s one of his younger kid relatives. How we can see if he knows is scream “BOOMER” and make some gurgle noises, if Kim seems ABSOLUTELY confused it’s not his account

Imagine being a POG.

Imagine being a glorified office worker.

It's weird releasing how much bigger with fat my biceps use to be, my old over shirt is super baggy everywhere.

The only thing I have that fits me is my Flectarn jacket.

But I rarely wear it, Les looking like a school shooter.

It's insane how much the French Army loved Napoleon, when he escaped exile in Elba, he came with 1,000 men, the new French king sent an army to kill him and his men, during the confrontation, Napolean told his men to lower their arms, and looked at the opposing army and said "if you wish to shoot your emperor, I am here", the general of the army shouted fire, and out of thousands, not a single person fired a shot, and several fainted, then the entire army deserted to Napoleons side.

Or when Napoleons most beloved unit, the Old Guard, was entirely surrounded by the British and the Prussian armies, and asked if they would surrender, the officer shouted "The guard dies, it does not surrender" then the British rolled in cannons and massacred the old guard

You know you have earned the loyalty of your men, when they consider you emperor even after being toppled.

Decades after Napoleons death, the French loved him so much still, they elected his Nephew to be the new French emperor basically.

And Napoleons bloodline is still considered royal, and his descendants attend ceremonies, and have arguments of legitimacy with other French royal families.