Since I day drank, I have slowly felt a head ache coming and it’s finally here

Dehydrated as fuck

Lmfao

I never had a headache when I got really drunk that I have two hours I can't account for, but I did things funny enough.

People said I was interacting, but in my mind, that 2 hours is blank.

Tonight's poor man's dinner is black beans with Louisiana hot sauce.

Nice

I had brown rice with a cut up Italian sausage

Not a huge Italian sausage either, around the length of the average hot dog

I’m just extremely dehydrated to why I have a head ache

I filled meme spam up pretty good

You may or may not understand anything in them

No you can understand some of them

<:pepe_boy:545580890592641034>

Also I almost forgot. It’s Christmas-ish time! So you know what that means!

This is my tradition

So I accidentally just sent this out to 11+ people on snap chat.

I was trying to make a private story but I did it incorrectly and ended up just sending it to a bunch of people.

Too bad maggie already shared that and spooked me a while ago

I don't think I did

I don't have that image

Also, I wouldn't call that a spider

Anything under 4 inches is a glorified mite

I N C H E S

Convenience for the americans, I know how they love that

"I think we should legalize all fuckin drugs and ban narcane; let the fuckers die off"

-Dornan's army recruiter

Well narcan doesn’t work on all drugs either sooo

Army recruiter is kinda dumb

@Deleted User

@Alpaca13

Shweet tee

CSA should’ve won

https://youtu.be/gvFHvotIO_4

Too bad they didn’t

I wonder, genuinely wonder what the US and even the world would be like if the south had won.

Like that movie where they save MLK by bringing him to the future so he doesn’t get killed