I’m have never even talked to anybody under 18 since I turned 18

Damn, you don't even talk to the people you rape.

I don’t even touch my patients at work, why would I touch random kids?

Oh wow I like a funny cartoon

Im 20 years old and I talk to people 18+, the only child I ever see is my cousin.

If you are going to imply I mess with my cousin you’re teeth will go down your throat

Damn, even raping your own kin.

I’m not coming to pick you up anymore

Oof

Stay in Florida

🤔

Wanna take a joke as far as that

The fbi is literally going to raid my house now thx

Speaking of Florida

Did u guys see that ups shootout

Shut it coomer

Lmfao

I passed nnn fagit

Coomer

But ya I started coomin again

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CfOSh_1575594747

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Yeah I saw it

Ah

This is a good one though

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Wee Wee woo

tfw your toilet sings a discordant song after each flush

It literally sounds like a wailing animal

*hmm*

**hmmm**

Biggest complaint about the military so far:
I am not allowed, in or out of uniform, to be a member of any "extremist" groups, regardless of whether or not it's a peaceful group with extremist ideals or an outright terrorist organization.

I mean, I can understand not being allowed to join a fucking terrorist cell

But peaceful or especially revisionist groups that have views that are considered extreme

Lmao

You know, the empire is sensitive and doesn’t wish for its slave soldiers to partake in any political group they consider hostile to it. @Issa Dornan

The Empire of Nothing would rather you didn't have ideals

So