I'll just stick to my excessive quantities of caffeine because it's legal and lasts a lot longer

plus it doesn't numb all your shit

and is way cheaper

Ehh my mom said they did drugs tests constantly that checked everything. Maybe they changed it because too many people came up positive, or it’s a lie they tell you to catch you

Maybe it's a difference between branches.

I wouldn’t think so, but I’m gonna bet too many people came up positive

They were losing too many people

Probably a lie, constant drug tests would be fucking expensive as shit

Can’t discharge anybody if you don’t know about it

I know that opium flows like water in Afghanistan, and lots of troops were doing it and getting in trouble.

so the last time I went to MEPS was in June, and I went to MEPS on Monday, so like, I didn't get drug tested or anything again. I was only Med Inspect

Especially if it's the kind that can test for anything, normally a quick piss test works just fine for normal drugs, but to detect older stuff that's a lot stronger they need a hair test

And I'm pretty sure after that time I was supposed to get a full physical exam again and everything

Constant as in they were always happening, not to the same people or batallion, but on the base it was randoms selection

hmm

Also urine drug tests don’t cost that much

You can buy them at a Walgreens now

They don't, but they're not that good and are easy to cheese

^

That’s why I think they let people pass

Because too many people were getting discharged

Shitty test, shitty results, eh let them through

my mom was kicked out of Navy bootcamp bc coke came back on her drug tests

Oof

the unfortunate thing that came out of that was me being created :/

Darn

Well

Spicy

If I ever tested positive for drugs, or I got pulled over and a cop found drugs I would lose my fucking shit because I don’t go near any of that

It’d be a set up

yeah I'd never touch a drug i'm a strong Christian

For real, remember what I said because I will be on the news for beating someone’s ass for lying about me having drugs

You’ll know it’s me

“Woman beats cop when he tries to arrest her for having cocaine in her possession” bitch how the fuck

"Deranged drug addict assaults police officer following a routine traffic stop that ended up in the confiscation of illegal substances"

Probably how it’ll be

Alice is straight edge

I’ll slit your throat

Wait what

It is worrying a little bit of a cop pulling me over and planting drugs in my vehicle. It’s very rare but it’s been done before so it’s still worrying

Quotas are fucking stupid, some counties make Officers meet quotas.