They love getting you extremely black out drunk, and waking you up at 0400 for PT.

woot woot

and can't wait to use my uniform as a poon magnet

Vomit time

I do not at all condone that

i have to drink a ***lot*** to throw up

They drink A LOT

sweet

I don’t know why, but it’s what they do

You say that until you have to drink and do PT that already pushes you to vomit point as is

I would never want to make myself sick like that knowing I had something the next morning

My buddy in the Marines said that Cocaine is the hard drug of choice, since they don't do super common drug tests and cocaine gets out of the system quick lmfao

ugh, and infantry PT's all the time

rip

And Coke is a party drug.

I'll just stick to my excessive quantities of caffeine because it's legal and lasts a lot longer

plus it doesn't numb all your shit

and is way cheaper

Ehh my mom said they did drugs tests constantly that checked everything. Maybe they changed it because too many people came up positive, or it’s a lie they tell you to catch you

Maybe it's a difference between branches.

I wouldn’t think so, but I’m gonna bet too many people came up positive

They were losing too many people

Probably a lie, constant drug tests would be fucking expensive as shit

Can’t discharge anybody if you don’t know about it

I know that opium flows like water in Afghanistan, and lots of troops were doing it and getting in trouble.

so the last time I went to MEPS was in June, and I went to MEPS on Monday, so like, I didn't get drug tested or anything again. I was only Med Inspect

Especially if it's the kind that can test for anything, normally a quick piss test works just fine for normal drugs, but to detect older stuff that's a lot stronger they need a hair test

And I'm pretty sure after that time I was supposed to get a full physical exam again and everything

Constant as in they were always happening, not to the same people or batallion, but on the base it was randoms selection

hmm

Also urine drug tests don’t cost that much

You can buy them at a Walgreens now

They don't, but they're not that good and are easy to cheese

^

That’s why I think they let people pass

Because too many people were getting discharged

Shitty test, shitty results, eh let them through

my mom was kicked out of Navy bootcamp bc coke came back on her drug tests

Oof

the unfortunate thing that came out of that was me being created :/

Darn