Happy new year friend

I sent alot of incoherent texts to people lmfao

Beer can have bad side effects, like man tits and beer guts, so i prefer to use dark liquor when I can, instead of beer.

I prefer vagina myself

Hmmmmm

Already had that.

And i could say it fucked me more than I benefitted.

Lmfao

Yeah u could

Double entendre little pun very nice

Incoherent texts to everyone on the phone is how I spice up the new year. It's like randomly generated questlines

Atleast when you're drunk enough to do it

Wasn't this year, I suppose this will be a calmer year

Either I drank more than I thought, or someone was sneaking some of my whiskey.

Because, it was lower than I thought at the party.

Blessed secret boozegnome snuck you the drops you needed

Lol, our convo about diet yesterday.

And then the horsegook found alcohol

Meat makes the man

Yoghurt gives him culture

It's no different from the nordic diet tbh, meat, game, skyr and milk with veggies. But grain I do not think was ever part of the regular diet

The Mongols were able to eat raw meat regularly, that's why they didn't need fires.

yeah

Fuck kinda raw meat

I mean, I eat my steak still blue and cold inside, I like a nice cooked crust and the outside to be hot, but the inside to be deep red and blue

^

5-10 seconds on each side to close the pores or whatever it's called and kill surface bacteria

It's so fucking tender if you've beaten your meat right (don't be a pervert!)

Bit longer for me, since I like to have a good crust.

Still good that

I need to make ribs again, it's been a long time.

Btw, I just thought about your weightloss journey throughout the last year. You fucking aced it through 2019, blessed

Really big difference between the 'then' and 'now'

Yeah, the only issue is, when losing that much weight fastish, I still have skin, so I will never be tight and ripped so to speak.

It doesn't "tighten" back up with time?

Kind of, but not completely.

Well, a piece of Hal-positivity could be, you gained a free pocket

Lmfao

Man how the fuck do you lose the manhandles?

I've gotten into shape and all, but I've got that | straight line form now at the sides, rather than the V torso form, where it slims at the hips