I mean, one extended family member once got involved with a black, my dad and uncle broke down her door to get inside and stop her lmfao

>car set on fire outside
>tell me mum
>"as long as it's some niggers car I don't care"

👍

Lmfao

My aunt almost fell in the firepit 3 times, she can't handle her liqour.

We are blessed with good roots, good blood and solid family it seems

Hahah oof

This was the first gathering in a while, we had lots of friends over, and my cousin in the Marines is back for a short time.

Really something special when you manage to gather everyone for once

Happy new year friend

I sent alot of incoherent texts to people lmfao

Beer can have bad side effects, like man tits and beer guts, so i prefer to use dark liquor when I can, instead of beer.

I prefer vagina myself

Hmmmmm

Already had that.

And i could say it fucked me more than I benefitted.

Lmfao

Yeah u could

Double entendre little pun very nice

Incoherent texts to everyone on the phone is how I spice up the new year. It's like randomly generated questlines

Atleast when you're drunk enough to do it

Wasn't this year, I suppose this will be a calmer year

Either I drank more than I thought, or someone was sneaking some of my whiskey.

Because, it was lower than I thought at the party.

Blessed secret boozegnome snuck you the drops you needed

Lol, our convo about diet yesterday.

And then the horsegook found alcohol

Meat makes the man

Yoghurt gives him culture

It's no different from the nordic diet tbh, meat, game, skyr and milk with veggies. But grain I do not think was ever part of the regular diet

The Mongols were able to eat raw meat regularly, that's why they didn't need fires.

yeah

Fuck kinda raw meat

I mean, I eat my steak still blue and cold inside, I like a nice cooked crust and the outside to be hot, but the inside to be deep red and blue

^

5-10 seconds on each side to close the pores or whatever it's called and kill surface bacteria

It's so fucking tender if you've beaten your meat right (don't be a pervert!)

Bit longer for me, since I like to have a good crust.

Still good that

I need to make ribs again, it's been a long time.