i gave up on movies over a decade ago

Wanna bet China is indeed working on a zombie virus?

And World War Z would have been too on the nose if it followed the source material?

It barely followed the source material at all, it shouldn't have even shared the title of the book

i only watch stuff that has better audience ratings than critical acclaim, or stuff that has cult appeal

Ahem. Death Wish.

Death Wish is a great film.

Tbh it's one of Eli Roth's better movies.

And guess what? It got a piss poor criticd rating and great audience ratings.

tbh

i wouldn't trust a critic further than i could throw them

they always end up being really jaded because their job is to oversaturate themselves with media

which is surprisingly/unsurprisingly jading.

We need actual critics, not people who push agendas.

sad news people,

according to a judge in the netherlands, you can not lower your age from 69 to 49 cuz you feel younger than you are

anotehr sad day for progressivism

Wow what bigots

Look if I want to be age fluid and identify as an 8 year old after a crime spree I should be allowed that right

exactly

I want another sriracha curly fry burger like it ain’t good for me but it’s tastier than what I’ve been eating lately

if you deny that, next you know, its making gay people illegal again!

I’ve been eating fast food for the past 2 weeks or so

Anyone who disagrees is transage-phobic and ageist

How long before we start putting Jews and other minorities into camps, Netherlands?
#FreePalestine #AbolishIsrael

OH, ANOTHER DHIMMI OPENS HIS EYES TO THE PROPHET'S UNTAINTED LIGHT

BROTHERS
SISTERS
IT'S TIME TO DISCUSS THE SO-CALLED SOVEREIGN STATE OF ISRAEL

ya, but other than people who have no clue (like investors and marketing departments) who bothers with critic ratings?

Some individual critics are fine

lies! There cannot be any exceptions to my generalization.

And usually tbh the audience scores are great for trashy movies

Like fucking transformers

So I usually vaguely factor both in

Oh and sometimes audience scores are fucking awful for great movies

eh, transformers is bleh, not great, just a run of the mill generic movie for the general audience.

like avengers, basically...

I'm the same sort of boat as RLM but with different taste in movies basically. The audience scores glorify boring CGIfests, critic scores glorify politics and fart sniffing

I don't watch capeshit either

Tbh though I mostly solve this issue by watching very few new movies

oh, then u r not doing enough acid, my friend.

dr strange was really fun for me 😃