Yeah but isn’t he not a natural born citizen?

I thought he was South African

Is he? I had no idea

I’m fairly certain

Wow that’s news to me

Yep South African

its here

Good morning fuckers and fuckettes

afternoon

Pro tip while booging: if you come across some national guards wielding an m16 and they have all the Kevlar attachments on their plate carrier you are safe to engage...

If you see a group with m4’s, chain smoking, only water source being energy drinks and they are throwing small rocks at bigger rocks don’t engage without a 3:1 ratio

Honestly, depending on the unit, maybe good to make friends in high places.

All the nasty girls I know are boog boys and will just be "playing the game" till they hit a wall they wont cross or arent getting paid.

That said, all of em I know are infantry, arty, or engineering. Idk if that affects anything

thats when you send the town slut into the arty and engineering camp and steal a few PRC152s

That aint a very nice way to talk about your mom @Mjolnir Spartan

Lol

i know where you live asshole

Lol

Bahahhahaha

ive been to your house i know the layout

drywall dont stop SHIT

I know a few airborne units that say fuck uncle sam

Send in the preachers daughter 🤷‍♂️

She is usually the sluttiest girl in town.

Preachers daughters are kinky little sluts

Strapped with charges

Naw, no charges....just flu man chu

Meet with Jesus time to answer for adultery

She'll spread it via sex.

To slow

Jesus wants his pound of flesh

You can't send her in without her fucking someone....so how we gonna rig it?

Pussy charges

?

Anal dildo banger

were trying to kill them not her

She a ho sooo

She's prolly gonna take three dudes at once ....we only want them to die.

4 shot derringer

She's a shitty shot that doesn't like killing

Bc god watches

But down for 4 dicks in ass