Message from @Bodark Actual
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and shes asks
"Hey...can you do me a favor ?" "Eeh..maybe.." "Well..would you marry me and we can fight in court to get my boyfriends rights removed from my daughter ? " "What the fuck" " Its only for about 3-5 years! then you can sign off on her rights and I'll have full custody!"
DAwg hell NO
Yo what the fuck
@Bodark Actual usually happens that way, but they can be smart lol
@Thomatorr, King of Ohio uhhhhh
The Fuck
Why the hell did you stay with that hoe
I didnt after that baby doll thing
that was fucking WACK
That's pretty fucking crazy
Oh I have more stories of crazy lmao
Lemme wrap up these notes for ya guys
I'll let you pick while I work
You get
A)Gas Station Jennifer Tilly
B) Overweight Vegan Vampire
@Thomatorr, King of Ohio the choice is obvious
I mean, is there really another choice
Both are crazy-cooch but in different ways
Aell obviously send both but the vampire one 1st
Okay so. I ended up hooking up with his lady who was a few years old than me. She was kinda thicc but she was also a anime-recluse year...2007. So this is before that shit was kinda okay-neato this was,foot path through a knee deep clothes in the hallway kinda bonkers
I was like 19,she was 24
anyways
she was fucking highly possessive and would blow my shit up 24/7
3am shes calling my god damn land line,ringing my fucking grandma awake because i havent been online and im just sleeping off my buzz on the warm trampoline from the summer day
So one day
I get into a car accident,t-boned hardcore. It raked the entire length of the car,pretty much hammered the doors shut
and after im safe n home n shit
I post a picture being sarcastic "Car crashes r fun ;D lololo"
and she goes "Maybe it WAS you !"
and I'm like "Bitch wtf,why would I even post a picture of a wrecked car and just mock that ?" thats just dumb and gross people brain
so we get to arguing and I said fuck it,leave me the fuck alone
and shes trying to play around and just p.much doesnt wanna be alone and keeps messaging me
idk why I ever asked,but I remember she told me she was a vampire
so
after we broke up. I got "What the fuck was that vampire shit about anyways ?"
whooo
She goes" I am vampire from the 1257 and I've been around since before the plague. I've seen lovers come and go and if you arent nice to me anymore I'll take your life through your neck!." I lol'