Message from @Mr Walkway94
Discord ID: 685308603510685742
Hey guys. Yah boi the resident base loadout smith just unlocked a new enchantment for ya weapons
50gp and I'll teach ya
@Bodark Actual did that once. Almost ruined a lot. Thankfully no one got too attached
Yeeep
Bitch told me she was pregnant and I couldnt see the kid. It was all a lie thankfully. After all that I found out she was a whore
Sounds about right
My ex sent death threats to my wife and got kicked out of college for lying to admin that a Prof raped her
Problem was she told the Prof she was going to lie in an email to him trying to get him to raise her grade
I have a crazy ex-gf story
So she was not only crazy but retarded
So this wild ass bitch, she lost a kid. and I felt sorry for her there,but uh..it got out of hand
She bought a realistic made to order baby doll,and said she modeled it after me and would call it my name
and she would push it around in a stroller through town
there was one time she calls me up,and im outside at work trying sneak a smoke
and shes asks
"Hey...can you do me a favor ?" "Eeh..maybe.." "Well..would you marry me and we can fight in court to get my boyfriends rights removed from my daughter ? " "What the fuck" " Its only for about 3-5 years! then you can sign off on her rights and I'll have full custody!"
DAwg hell NO
Yo what the fuck
@Bodark Actual usually happens that way, but they can be smart lol
The Fuck
Why the hell did you stay with that hoe
I didnt after that baby doll thing
that was fucking WACK
That's pretty fucking crazy
Oh I have more stories of crazy lmao
Lemme wrap up these notes for ya guys
I'll let you pick while I work
You get
A)Gas Station Jennifer Tilly
B) Overweight Vegan Vampire
@Thomatorr, King of Ohio the choice is obvious
I mean, is there really another choice
Vampires only
Both are crazy-cooch but in different ways
Aell obviously send both but the vampire one 1st
Okay so. I ended up hooking up with his lady who was a few years old than me. She was kinda thicc but she was also a anime-recluse year...2007. So this is before that shit was kinda okay-neato this was,foot path through a knee deep clothes in the hallway kinda bonkers
I was like 19,she was 24
anyways
she was fucking highly possessive and would blow my shit up 24/7