Problem was she told the Prof she was going to lie in an email to him trying to get him to raise her grade

I have a crazy ex-gf story

So she was not only crazy but retarded

So this wild ass bitch, she lost a kid. and I felt sorry for her there,but uh..it got out of hand

She bought a realistic made to order baby doll,and said she modeled it after me and would call it my name

and she would push it around in a stroller through town

there was one time she calls me up,and im outside at work trying sneak a smoke

and shes asks

"Hey...can you do me a favor ?" "Eeh..maybe.." "Well..would you marry me and we can fight in court to get my boyfriends rights removed from my daughter ? " "What the fuck" " Its only for about 3-5 years! then you can sign off on her rights and I'll have full custody!"

DAwg hell NO

Yo what the fuck

@Bodark Actual usually happens that way, but they can be smart lol

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio uhhhhh

The Fuck

Why the hell did you stay with that hoe

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio

I didnt after that baby doll thing

that was fucking WACK

That's pretty fucking crazy

Oh I have more stories of crazy lmao

Lemme wrap up these notes for ya guys

I'll let you pick while I work

You get

A)Gas Station Jennifer Tilly
B) Overweight Vegan Vampire

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio the choice is obvious

I mean, is there really another choice

Vampires only

Both are crazy-cooch but in different ways

Aell obviously send both but the vampire one 1st

Okay so. I ended up hooking up with his lady who was a few years old than me. She was kinda thicc but she was also a anime-recluse year...2007. So this is before that shit was kinda okay-neato this was,foot path through a knee deep clothes in the hallway kinda bonkers

I was like 19,she was 24

anyways

she was fucking highly possessive and would blow my shit up 24/7

3am shes calling my god damn land line,ringing my fucking grandma awake because i havent been online and im just sleeping off my buzz on the warm trampoline from the summer day

So one day

I get into a car accident,t-boned hardcore. It raked the entire length of the car,pretty much hammered the doors shut

and after im safe n home n shit

I post a picture being sarcastic "Car crashes r fun ;D lololo"

and she goes "Maybe it WAS you !"

and I'm like "Bitch wtf,why would I even post a picture of a wrecked car and just mock that ?" thats just dumb and gross people brain