**GOAT from the rooftops**

I miss my goats

But their carcasses went to a good cause

You have goat to be kidding me

Stop

That was a bahhhhhhd 🐐 joke

I'm gonna pimp slap you

Whatever floats your goat

or Goats your boat

Or something 😅

Jerry get the gun, this one needs put down

Tmi but why is it that I always get a fucking phone call on the toilet...

Never fucking fails

Cause they wanna smash

But I'm poopin

Well maybe they have a scat fetish

Pushing one out makes them wanna get their shit pushed in?

It could be a prison/military thing

Prison is very similar to the military in many reapects

respects*

Kinky

I mean, for one, the system and the mil are similar in that you ALWAYS have a limp dick fuckin' retard barking orders at you all day

Two, the food is always absolute shit

three, ya get no privacy

four, always the same uniform

five, no freedom

etc etc

Oh right, and Six, you can and will legit die at any time, for anything, just by pissing off the wrong People

I know

It's a joke my uncle made, he was in both, loo

He was a MUHREEN

and went to prison for armed robbery

Ironically enough, my dad had 2 choices, marines or jail

I've been in jail (not anything bad) and my brothers were both Marines so I can confirm

*that monent when you try to copy the movie HEAT but fail miserably*

Ended up making a great marine lol

😂😂

So quick story about my time in the local jail..

That's literally what my uncle did. he tried to pull a Heat

I fucked the clerk after I got out

LOL