Message from @James Warner
Discord ID: 690956419473866762
Cause they wanna smash
But I'm poopin
Well maybe they have a scat fetish
Pushing one out makes them wanna get their shit pushed in?
It could be a prison/military thing
Prison is very similar to the military in many reapects
respects*
Kinky
I mean, for one, the system and the mil are similar in that you ALWAYS have a limp dick fuckin' retard barking orders at you all day
Two, the food is always absolute shit
three, ya get no privacy
four, always the same uniform
five, no freedom
etc etc
Oh right, and Six, you can and will legit die at any time, for anything, just by pissing off the wrong People
I know
It's a joke my uncle made, he was in both, loo
He was a MUHREEN
and went to prison for armed robbery
Ironically enough, my dad had 2 choices, marines or jail
*that monent when you try to copy the movie HEAT but fail miserably*
Ended up making a great marine lol
😂😂
So quick story about my time in the local jail..
That's literally what my uncle did. he tried to pull a Heat
I fucked the clerk after I got out
LOL
*Ayy bitch, remember when I tried to rob you? hop on dis dicc*
So I was doing a class trip to the local jail for extra credit for a college course. So when it comes to the dinimg facilities the COs talk about how bad the food is. They no joke saved a tray from chow earlier that day and told us to unwrap the plastic to look at it and smell it. Well I shit you not it smelled and lioked exactly like a chili mac MRE and while most of the civvies in class thought it was rank, the 3 people and myself who've been around the military, including the COs, thought it was great and wondered if we could get a serving
Being me, I understand that completely
And no I didn't rob anyone, I fucked the jail clerk
CHILLIMAC FTW BABY WHOOOOO
Like no joke. I'm out here like damn, idk if the inmates eatimg good, or the boys eating like shit
Also that bbq sloppy joe whatever one is
@thedarkness05 both
@James Warner yeah thats fair
It's good for what it is but my homemade spaghetti is much better
Nigga, homemade food is always the best
I can make some bomb ass french toast and omlets
Let's link up and create the biggest and best meal the boog has ever seen