across space and time

hahaha

been awhile since i seen that movie

inaccuracy aside it's pretty damn good

Yeah it is pretty good

Total let down on some of the minor facts

"I am stoned"

"I put drops in my eyes, so they can't see I'm high"

"I put snow in my bong, so it cools down my breath"

i am all of the above

@Bard I'll do it after my thing today. Maybe tomorrow, who knows

I don't get weed high. I ruin my system on caffeine

And alcohol

Don't know if my heart moves so fast it feels like it's still or I am the walking dead

"Clear the bowl vasili! Clear it!"

"Forgive me grandfather!"

Holy shit that's boomer af

oh lord i hate thoes

i got an ad for a tshirt like that

that was like i'm a bad ass i was born in demcember and my dicks 12.5 cm long

like why this shirt gotta be so speciffic

**oddly specific tee shirts**

they are a tjing

On fb is fucking hilarious group

A friend of mine ACTUALLY bought one of those "yeah I was born in (enter month)"

i was born in dember my blood type is O- and my cock is 24cm oh ya did i mention my social security number is

Lmao

I'm really not trying to be mean but holy shit man

@Trash Squid https://www.facebook.com/Oddly-specific-shirts-682129575515138/

yikes

The autism is strong with that one

now this is quality content

I mean - tbh - *Ban Islam*

Y I K E S

People DO buy these shirts lmao

but how

how do you read the wall of text and see the cringe grim reaper and think ya thats a cool shirt

Step 1

Be a boomer