you'd need a micro dick to have it stuck in a zipped fly

No, if your dick is between your zipper, unzipping it is definitely the right call.

if its stuck between it, maintain it

and maintain eye-contact

establish dominance

Yer untidy dick hairs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z4PPOgHDHI

not a single person is gonna mess with the guy that has his dick stuck between his zipper, and maintains eye contact

O.O

not even Putin has that level of dominance

Ever wanted to bust out in band... be the solo player?

No

I was never in band

dude why tf would you link epic sax guy with an Anime vid?!

XD... neither was I, hard of hearing person here, but I always thought it be funny to do that.

**Damian#6868** just left the server.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

give the man some credit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK2mt_GHbnc

That is a gross foot.

We need this

Lol

the first SJW"s of the 90's

NO MAAM MOVEMENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnVag2Nwaug

>.>..... Bundy was the first SJW?

He is Anti-Ma'am MAN!

Fighting Ma'ams where ever he goes.

yes

Dick Kickem lol

Lmao.

Vox will be all over that shit

No maam T shirts

White male Supremacist

I loved married with children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gSYKgAMPBc

Nothing remotely close with ever be made like that again

You know this guy stares at himself in the mirror for a long time.

Because how much control he has over his face.

He look nast