Message from @Dusty Morgan

Discord ID: 527983334542802954


2018-12-27 22:53:32 UTC  

They are still the sad sack of shit they once were.

2018-12-27 22:53:43 UTC  

yeah but they're not the worst

2018-12-27 22:53:49 UTC  

thats the key

2018-12-27 22:54:00 UTC  

"i might not be great, but atleast i'm not like <person who's life they ruined>"

2018-12-27 22:54:08 UTC  

> TFW you play with them balls like it's FIFA

2018-12-27 22:54:26 UTC  

I got written up once because a gay guy called ME a cunt, and I called him a fag back

2018-12-27 22:54:26 UTC  

>Orgy mention playing with balls

2018-12-27 22:55:04 UTC  

sounds like he was being a fag

2018-12-27 22:55:25 UTC  

So Scrotum Ticking with a hammer?

2018-12-27 22:55:41 UTC  

Hahaha

2018-12-27 22:56:07 UTC  

how do you do that exactly?

2018-12-27 22:56:15 UTC  

I was being an accidental fag on tuesday

2018-12-27 22:56:24 UTC  

Damn... that fat is deadly.

2018-12-27 22:56:30 UTC  

I was trying to ride my motorcycle for the first time

2018-12-27 22:56:50 UTC  

AFter i had it started, i tried to push it out of my parking space

2018-12-27 22:57:00 UTC  

Illegal aliens commit illegal acts. More shocking news at 11.

2018-12-27 22:57:07 UTC  

everytime i tried to push it, i kept hitting the throttle

2018-12-27 22:57:09 UTC  

:\

2018-12-27 22:57:12 UTC  

I can't gain fat.

2018-12-27 22:57:16 UTC  

I have fast motabolism.

2018-12-27 22:57:23 UTC  

the US needs an anti-immigrant keyser söze

2018-12-27 22:57:24 UTC  

so basically, i was sitting in my parking spot, revving my motorcycle's engine

2018-12-27 22:57:26 UTC  

like fag

2018-12-27 22:57:27 UTC  

I hate it.... when I get sick, it hits me 10x times harder.

2018-12-27 22:57:32 UTC  

but on accident

2018-12-27 22:57:45 UTC  

fast motabolism?

sit on your ass and eat KFC all day

2018-12-27 22:57:52 UTC  

your body will not keep up

2018-12-27 22:57:58 UTC  

Yeah I can do that... but my body does keep up with it.

2018-12-27 22:58:05 UTC  

All day I munch to keep energy.

2018-12-27 22:58:13 UTC  

You can gain fat, you just have to try harder

2018-12-27 22:58:21 UTC  

trust me, anyone can gain weight

2018-12-27 22:58:22 UTC  

drink lard

2018-12-27 22:58:23 UTC  

By choking on food?

2018-12-27 22:58:26 UTC  

yes

2018-12-27 22:58:40 UTC  

I haven't gained any weight since I was 19 years old.

2018-12-27 22:58:42 UTC  

I am 34.

2018-12-27 22:58:51 UTC  

then you aren't trying hard enough

2018-12-27 22:58:51 UTC  

speaking as someone with a normal metabolism,

its very easy to gain weight if you just work at it

2018-12-27 22:58:52 UTC  

34 years of being the same size and weight I was when I was 19.

2018-12-27 22:59:09 UTC  

Get a desk job, eat 5 sandwiches a day