Message from @Dusty Morgan

Discord ID: 530037521778737182


2019-01-02 14:56:50 UTC  

Oh god..... here comes coochie looking at her paycheck.

2019-01-02 14:56:58 UTC  

tempting

2019-01-02 14:57:13 UTC  

I don't even want to know the things she will do with it.

2019-01-02 14:57:13 UTC  

XD

2019-01-02 14:57:16 UTC  

but it's gotta smell like you timmy

2019-01-02 14:57:38 UTC  

I never really understand why girls do that...

2019-01-02 14:57:38 UTC  

:\

2019-01-02 14:57:41 UTC  

Seems creepy to me.

2019-01-02 14:57:43 UTC  

she'll carve eye-holes in it and wear it like a mask

2019-01-02 14:57:51 UTC  

no I wouldnt

2019-01-02 14:57:58 UTC  

lol

2019-01-02 14:58:09 UTC  

and then put on nothing but a bed-sheet

And run around throwing cards with lude images around

2019-01-02 14:58:10 UTC  

I just.... "Okay..."

2019-01-02 14:58:13 UTC  

I am weak willed.

2019-01-02 14:58:17 UTC  

When it comes to women.

2019-01-02 14:58:50 UTC  

Yes ma'am... jump of the bridge ma'am... YES MA'AM...

2019-01-02 14:59:12 UTC  

grow a spine

2019-01-02 14:59:14 UTC  

😉

2019-01-02 14:59:27 UTC  

XD

2019-01-02 14:59:36 UTC  

you should be a MAN

women want a MAN who's a bit sexist

2019-01-02 14:59:52 UTC  

It was a joke.... but in all honesty, -_-.... I think I already got a spine.

2019-01-02 15:00:10 UTC  

yea treat us like a hoe once in awhile too

2019-01-02 15:00:16 UTC  

Refusing a high school crush's date last year.....

2019-01-02 15:00:16 UTC  

lololol

2019-01-02 15:00:17 UTC  

and is like "bae! these panties don't work on you, they'd look better on the floor"

Then you slap her rear

and she melts for you

2019-01-02 15:00:21 UTC  

oof throwing cards around? why not just replay Tim's videos in the background? 😂

2019-01-02 15:00:22 UTC  

I think that qualifies as a spine.

2019-01-02 15:00:51 UTC  

-_-.... she was desperate and I was like... Nah.

2019-01-02 15:01:15 UTC  

yea desperation stinks

2019-01-02 15:01:50 UTC  

She tried to give me this... "I always liked you and wanted to be with you, but I didn't want to waste my childhood being stuck with one man."

2019-01-02 15:01:55 UTC  

Like wtf...

2019-01-02 15:02:00 UTC  

Beanie for $499?

2019-01-02 15:02:03 UTC  

desperation is like moles

We all have them,
We don't wanna have them

and in a unique case its sexy 😛

2019-01-02 15:02:08 UTC  

That's 100 too much

2019-01-02 15:02:20 UTC  

Makes it $4,999

2019-01-02 15:02:25 UTC  

*Buys and it and jacks up price.*

2019-01-02 15:02:36 UTC  

. . . that's not desperation Dusty. . . that's fucking sadistic

2019-01-02 15:02:47 UTC  

an ex of mine messaged me saying he's ready to finally settle down and have a family, and I like beesh please , boat has sailed

2019-01-02 15:02:54 UTC  

but if tim removes his beanie dose another one apear in its place? <:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2019-01-02 15:03:09 UTC  

>.>.... I was with my fiance at the time. -_-

2019-01-02 15:03:22 UTC  

I told her.... Take a pole and shove it.