oh hun

you don't know K-Pop fans, do you?

I'm confident his 2019 beanie hasn't even stretched elastically to fit his head yet

Not really... I am not exposed to K-pop.

if the artist has used it, it will sell

no matter the bodily fluids

okay okay what if...

I get an actual Tim beanie,

And get it signed "MAGA" by Trump 🤔

Ain't that like every artist or celebrity?

really $499 😮

/gulp

and then have cenk Ugyur yell "Of Coooooourse" at it for 5 minutes

Oh god..... here comes coochie looking at her paycheck.

tempting

I don't even want to know the things she will do with it.

XD

but it's gotta smell like you timmy

I never really understand why girls do that...

:\

Seems creepy to me.

she'll carve eye-holes in it and wear it like a mask

no I wouldnt

lol

and then put on nothing but a bed-sheet

And run around throwing cards with lude images around

I just.... "Okay..."

I am weak willed.

When it comes to women.

Yes ma'am... jump of the bridge ma'am... YES MA'AM...

grow a spine

😉

XD

you should be a MAN

women want a MAN who's a bit sexist

It was a joke.... but in all honesty, -_-.... I think I already got a spine.

yea treat us like a hoe once in awhile too

Refusing a high school crush's date last year.....

lololol

and is like "bae! these panties don't work on you, they'd look better on the floor"

Then you slap her rear

and she melts for you

oof throwing cards around? why not just replay Tim's videos in the background? 😂

I think that qualifies as a spine.

-_-.... she was desperate and I was like... Nah.

yea desperation stinks

She tried to give me this... "I always liked you and wanted to be with you, but I didn't want to waste my childhood being stuck with one man."