Taxes wont be on your mind while you are going at it

Also who the fuck uses lotion to rub one out?

what if I jerk it to the thought of a taxless society

Multitasking is a myth

Then you are just a hentai

you're right

Sounds like a hassle

Going to the store

Buying lotion

Just to jerk off

....

lol being uncircumcised is nice, but sometimes it's good to get the slippery stuff every now and again

Tentacles.... if you have those, you can multi-task.

Anyhow

You can use your own spit dudee

If a anime has a girl and a tentacle monster. You know where that is going.

Far better lube than lube

:p

spit dries too fast

Then just spit again

that's too much work

Far better than going to the store

can't be stopping every 5 minutes to hock a fat loog on my dong

In all honesty.... the best lube is getting girl wet.

If you can't get girl wet, she doesn't want it.

"You can use your own spit"

spit is a bad lube

Wish I had that problem

But no

I am to girlless

To have such a problem

You can tell a lot about what a girl wants by her body.

:\

such as, if she shits on your chest, it means she trusts you

I would legitimately vomit

I had a friend who actually had that happen once

rip

is that friend now in danks server?

I am too much of a germaphobe to be able to survive

he said that he just felt something warm on his stomach when she was reverse cowgirling him and turned on the light to see a mound of shit

Omg

🤢