If a anime has a girl and a tentacle monster. You know where that is going.

Far better lube than lube

:p

spit dries too fast

Then just spit again

that's too much work

Far better than going to the store

can't be stopping every 5 minutes to hock a fat loog on my dong

In all honesty.... the best lube is getting girl wet.

If you can't get girl wet, she doesn't want it.

"You can use your own spit"

spit is a bad lube

Wish I had that problem

But no

I am to girlless

To have such a problem

You can tell a lot about what a girl wants by her body.

:\

such as, if she shits on your chest, it means she trusts you

I would legitimately vomit

I had a friend who actually had that happen once

rip

is that friend now in danks server?

I am too much of a germaphobe to be able to survive

he said that he just felt something warm on his stomach when she was reverse cowgirling him and turned on the light to see a mound of shit

Omg

🤢

she did it ON PURPOSE

without asking

like wtf dude

THAT'S SOMETHING YOU DISCUSS BEFOREHAND

Well I would love to discuss the fact that I threw up beforehand

So people can turn away

oh he vomited gratuitously

But like

Sometimes you cant

she pushed it out though

like she found it sexual

it was a conscious decision on her part

to shit on his stomach

Well maybe she was just too into it?

Like she didnt want to stop and say