I rub it too much as it is

it's already chafing

I can almost guarantee that income tax is going to be the last thing on your mind

shit

I'm always mad about that

I could be jerking it with expensive lotion

but they took the money I could have used to buy that

Clearly you are not rubbing one out right now

Cause again

how do you know that

I may be a master of multitasking

Taxes wont be on your mind while you are going at it

Also who the fuck uses lotion to rub one out?

what if I jerk it to the thought of a taxless society

Multitasking is a myth

Then you are just a hentai

you're right

Sounds like a hassle

Going to the store

Buying lotion

Just to jerk off

....

lol being uncircumcised is nice, but sometimes it's good to get the slippery stuff every now and again

Tentacles.... if you have those, you can multi-task.

Anyhow

You can use your own spit dudee

If a anime has a girl and a tentacle monster. You know where that is going.

Far better lube than lube

:p

spit dries too fast

Then just spit again

that's too much work

Far better than going to the store

can't be stopping every 5 minutes to hock a fat loog on my dong

In all honesty.... the best lube is getting girl wet.

If you can't get girl wet, she doesn't want it.

"You can use your own spit"

spit is a bad lube

Wish I had that problem

But no

I am to girlless

To have such a problem