But no

I am to girlless

To have such a problem

You can tell a lot about what a girl wants by her body.

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such as, if she shits on your chest, it means she trusts you

I would legitimately vomit

I had a friend who actually had that happen once

rip

is that friend now in danks server?

I am too much of a germaphobe to be able to survive

he said that he just felt something warm on his stomach when she was reverse cowgirling him and turned on the light to see a mound of shit

Omg

🤢

she did it ON PURPOSE

without asking

like wtf dude

THAT'S SOMETHING YOU DISCUSS BEFOREHAND

Well I would love to discuss the fact that I threw up beforehand

So people can turn away

oh he vomited gratuitously

But like

Sometimes you cant

she pushed it out though

like she found it sexual

it was a conscious decision on her part

to shit on his stomach

Well maybe she was just too into it?

Like she didnt want to stop and say

"I gotta go shit"

And kill the mood

lol I think shitting on him killed it just fine

Lel

imagine

No

if she had explosive diarhhea

Stop

I just threw up once

all

over

his