Message from @Paradox

Discord ID: 530727273746399249


2019-01-04 12:17:16 UTC  

The Republicans should change their elephant to a T-Rex

2019-01-04 12:18:19 UTC  

>.>... No. To Raptors.

2019-01-04 12:19:53 UTC  

The people aiming to steal animals, yes there will be animal abuse. These people are akin to poachers.

2019-01-04 12:21:35 UTC  

i was thinking a raccoon or opossum.

2019-01-04 12:23:31 UTC  

Brachiosaurus dying... I cried a little.

2019-01-04 12:23:40 UTC  

Dude... one of my favorite dinosaurs.

2019-01-04 12:23:53 UTC  

Just sad, because he weighed so much, she can't get on the boat. Left to die.

2019-01-04 12:26:04 UTC  

Fucking black market.

2019-01-04 12:34:14 UTC  

Shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/530725644019957791/20190104_133129.jpg

2019-01-04 12:36:34 UTC  

BMI isn't really all that useful

2019-01-04 12:37:12 UTC  

It is for the general population

2019-01-04 12:37:24 UTC  

But of course it's not perfect

2019-01-04 12:38:02 UTC  

I prefer my own patented and copyrighted Dick Test

2019-01-04 12:38:14 UTC  

***TM***

2019-01-04 12:38:41 UTC  

I prefer my own "judgement" test.

2019-01-04 12:39:18 UTC  

No

2019-01-04 12:39:23 UTC  

Yes, I do.

2019-01-04 12:39:34 UTC  

That sounds like something a fat boomer would say

2019-01-04 12:39:42 UTC  

Well you don't even know what it involves.

2019-01-04 12:40:14 UTC  

I can sense fatness from all across the globe

2019-01-04 12:40:42 UTC  

That's your own disability.

2019-01-04 12:40:59 UTC  

I sense the fatness in you

2019-01-04 12:41:28 UTC  

Again, that's your disability, not mine.

2019-01-04 12:42:02 UTC  

I sense 200 lbs

2019-01-04 12:42:16 UTC  

I'm 7feet tall.

2019-01-04 12:42:34 UTC  

I sense ***bullshit***

2019-01-04 12:42:41 UTC  

Hey, we agree.

2019-01-04 13:11:29 UTC  

If a girl ever asks you how much you make and then says, "Sounds like my kind of salary..."

2019-01-04 13:11:31 UTC  

She is a gold digger.

2019-01-04 13:12:59 UTC  

**Aeryn_Maricadie#2649** just left the server.

2019-01-04 13:15:12 UTC  

And people keep leaving.

2019-01-04 13:15:13 UTC  

:"\

2019-01-04 13:15:15 UTC  

What is with that?

2019-01-04 13:27:38 UTC  

Bots showing who left

2019-01-04 13:27:44 UTC  

a long time ago they didn't

2019-01-04 13:34:13 UTC  

just block the bot.

2019-01-04 13:41:15 UTC  

But what if "her kind of salary" is peanuts?

2019-01-04 13:42:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/530742721481015307/unknown.png

2019-01-04 13:50:31 UTC  
2019-01-04 13:50:34 UTC  

<:lmaodf:503661989328060436>

2019-01-04 13:52:29 UTC  

Dude goes silent for a whole year and then puts this out