telling small lies to avoid unnecessary conflict is pragmatic

but not ideal

telling big lies for personal gain is a big no-no

I would rather be handicapped and succeed than make life easy and succeed

Mrew?

@Cody wish granted

by that same coin, I would rather fail in life then gain by lieing

the first part at least

♿

how about to live another day? :P

If she asks if that dress makes her ass look big?

I would rather die

depends

is she black?

wo0w

she is not black

😏

and i know that joke 😉

oh

then no

what Kinda liberal are you

it makes her ass look tiny

cuz if she's black you say "helll yeah"

tbh i would just give a sarky answer irregardless

like, bich

black wamen want a big booty

white wamen want a small butt

hispanic wamen HAVE a big ass 😛

are those typos on purpose

i know this 🐝 a 💩 test

no they 🅱 by accident

You must be from California

More like right inside it

patrolling the mojave desert makes me wish for a nuclear winter

you mean ANOTHER nuclear winter 😉

Can't post gifs anymore?

😦

you can

but people have to click it

try on shotpasting

nuclear winter theory, disproved ;P

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