vegan bread

so bread is made from trees

Soilent brown is wood

like everything

kek

yep, all those woody grass

grass isnt plant bro

grass is gay

just ate a ton of wood brocolli and wood spinach

wheat is plant tho

Wheat is a mineral

I remember some feminist made bread using the yeast.... From her uh.... Yeah

small trees basically

dude wheat

and trees have wood

my wood squash is great with my wood eggplant

so wheat is wood and bread is treees

🤔

ur literally eating trees and contributing to global warming

it's time to gas u

wheat is grass you randy poo

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Wheat is a byproduct of uranium you fucking troglodytes

With pure wood gas?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat

wheatgrass is grass but wheat isnt grass 😞 :(

you're grass

however

Fire makes great wood gas to kill your enemies

all grass is wheat

plants are just condensed air

so we're literally cows

that eat cows

canibals tbh

what if we're all just eletrons free flowing

Don’t smoke it. Bake it.

supposedly humans taste like pork according to cannibals

What if parents can really see why kids love cinnamon wood crunch?

Silly rabbit, Cinnamon Toast Crunches are for kids

and yes that's why human is called "long pig" or "long pork"

at least I assume that's the reason