Message from @Undead Mockingbird

Discord ID: 543283995350269952


2019-02-08 04:12:48 UTC  

source pls, if you know a good approach

2019-02-08 04:12:55 UTC  

can't remember where

2019-02-08 04:13:44 UTC  

Here is an example run of the Retinex algorithm.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/543283267470622721/unknown.png

2019-02-08 04:14:02 UTC  

?

2019-02-08 04:14:03 UTC  

speaking of cleaning up images

2019-02-08 04:14:08 UTC  

I'm fucking dying, this is hilarious.

2019-02-08 04:14:21 UTC  

remember the story about the NSA handing out webcam covers?

2019-02-08 04:14:22 UTC  

I love trans men, they demonstrate everything a thinking person knows about the sexes.

2019-02-08 04:14:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/543283514804535307/Screen_Shot_2019-02-08_at_5.14.32_AM.png

2019-02-08 04:14:46 UTC  

Just remember, the U.S. gov't spent $1 billion on NOAA to predict the weather and were less accurate than the Farmer's Almanac which cost $15.

2019-02-08 04:15:11 UTC  

I don't understand what the pictures are supposed to be

2019-02-08 04:15:14 UTC  

*"C'mere snowflake! Time to learn about sacrifice!"* - Mat Best

2019-02-08 04:15:17 UTC  

What does the algorithm do

2019-02-08 04:15:34 UTC  
2019-02-08 04:16:01 UTC  

There's a reason vets aren't in horror movies.

2019-02-08 04:16:06 UTC  

I can show you if you give me an image

2019-02-08 04:16:10 UTC  

They'd hunt the monsters.

2019-02-08 04:16:31 UTC  

@Vesdii It enhances visibility.

2019-02-08 04:16:38 UTC  

One image has almost no contrast.

2019-02-08 04:17:05 UTC  

I should have posted them in the other order, before first.

2019-02-08 04:17:15 UTC  

So can they do that with video

2019-02-08 04:17:18 UTC  

Like, live

2019-02-08 04:17:19 UTC  

found the NSA cover thread, fucking glorious. NSA handed out webcam covers, and they're transparent enough that you can run contrasting algorithms and get actionable images out of it https://twitter.com/EFF/status/1091449476613468160

2019-02-08 04:17:23 UTC  

NASA uses it a lot for their satellite images.

2019-02-08 04:18:38 UTC  

@Tinytim Remember the story about the teacher who called the police because she was "monitoring" one of her male students on his school provided computer's camera in his bedroom at home and thought he was doing drugs? Officials found no "wrongdoing" occured.

2019-02-08 04:18:39 UTC  

What a coincidence! I was just watching that one.

2019-02-08 04:19:11 UTC  

@CasualSailor sooo. is this a case of "niiicee!" ?

2019-02-08 04:19:46 UTC  

@Tinytim It just goes to show that women can be creepers too.

2019-02-08 04:20:37 UTC  

but, I've been told that whamen can do no wrong

2019-02-08 04:21:05 UTC  

and that anyone who are worried about exposing their back to them by doing stuff like mentoring just need to stop being rapists!

2019-02-08 04:21:05 UTC  

but as long as they're hot they get a pass most of the time

2019-02-08 04:21:28 UTC  

oh canada

2019-02-08 04:21:30 UTC  

eh who cares about canada

2019-02-08 04:21:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/543285262810087459/v.jpg

2019-02-08 04:22:03 UTC  

@Paradox canadians?

2019-02-08 04:22:09 UTC  

doubt it