Message from @Vesdii

Discord ID: 543283631532146688


2019-02-08 04:11:32 UTC  

Things nobody could see become clearly visible.

2019-02-08 04:11:41 UTC  

For example, there is the Retinex algorithm by NASA.

2019-02-08 04:11:55 UTC  

I was using a simple implementation of it in the vapor wave script I wrote.

2019-02-08 04:12:08 UTC  

bloody hell, a good camera and a good algorithm is the most accurate lie detector outside of an FMRI scan

2019-02-08 04:12:09 UTC  

shitposting with NASA technolgy - that's what I call real shitposting

2019-02-08 04:12:22 UTC  

lie detector?

2019-02-08 04:12:30 UTC  

we haven't really made them muc better than a coin flip

2019-02-08 04:12:48 UTC  

I've heard that some of them have gotten quite good at non-psychopats

2019-02-08 04:12:48 UTC  

source pls, if you know a good approach

2019-02-08 04:12:55 UTC  

can't remember where

2019-02-08 04:13:44 UTC  

Here is an example run of the Retinex algorithm.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/543283267470622721/unknown.png

2019-02-08 04:14:02 UTC  

?

2019-02-08 04:14:03 UTC  

speaking of cleaning up images

2019-02-08 04:14:08 UTC  

I'm fucking dying, this is hilarious.

2019-02-08 04:14:21 UTC  

remember the story about the NSA handing out webcam covers?

2019-02-08 04:14:22 UTC  

I love trans men, they demonstrate everything a thinking person knows about the sexes.

2019-02-08 04:14:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/543283514804535307/Screen_Shot_2019-02-08_at_5.14.32_AM.png

2019-02-08 04:14:46 UTC  

Just remember, the U.S. gov't spent $1 billion on NOAA to predict the weather and were less accurate than the Farmer's Almanac which cost $15.

2019-02-08 04:15:11 UTC  

I don't understand what the pictures are supposed to be

2019-02-08 04:15:14 UTC  

*"C'mere snowflake! Time to learn about sacrifice!"* - Mat Best

2019-02-08 04:15:17 UTC  

What does the algorithm do

2019-02-08 04:15:34 UTC  
2019-02-08 04:16:01 UTC  

There's a reason vets aren't in horror movies.

2019-02-08 04:16:06 UTC  

I can show you if you give me an image

2019-02-08 04:16:10 UTC  

They'd hunt the monsters.

2019-02-08 04:16:31 UTC  

@Vesdii It enhances visibility.

2019-02-08 04:16:38 UTC  

One image has almost no contrast.

2019-02-08 04:17:05 UTC  

I should have posted them in the other order, before first.

2019-02-08 04:17:15 UTC  

So can they do that with video

2019-02-08 04:17:18 UTC  

Like, live

2019-02-08 04:17:19 UTC  

found the NSA cover thread, fucking glorious. NSA handed out webcam covers, and they're transparent enough that you can run contrasting algorithms and get actionable images out of it https://twitter.com/EFF/status/1091449476613468160

2019-02-08 04:17:23 UTC  

NASA uses it a lot for their satellite images.

2019-02-08 04:18:38 UTC  

@Tinytim Remember the story about the teacher who called the police because she was "monitoring" one of her male students on his school provided computer's camera in his bedroom at home and thought he was doing drugs? Officials found no "wrongdoing" occured.

2019-02-08 04:18:39 UTC  

What a coincidence! I was just watching that one.

2019-02-08 04:19:11 UTC  

@CasualSailor sooo. is this a case of "niiicee!" ?

2019-02-08 04:19:46 UTC  

@Tinytim It just goes to show that women can be creepers too.

2019-02-08 04:20:37 UTC  

but, I've been told that whamen can do no wrong