Says the guy with a cup for a head.

BOOM

No wonder you’re on a discord with this damn hat

I just have a window open on one monitor that shows network alerts and another monitor with random bullshit

like this

lol

Checks out.

certainly is a lot of random bullshit

if something pops up on the other monitor, I have to see what's going on, but that rarely happens

if it does, it's usually some idiot that failed to put in the right password too many times

There are genuine excuses for being on Discord at work.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compiling.png

this ^^^

oh nothing boss just running another scan

it'll be done in a half hour

In my case it’s “cooking” but same difference.

nobody else knows what all goes into doing my job here so it's not like they could challenge me on my claims

the second I start trying to explain it to them they get all glazy eyed

Small fishbowl types

Explains the politic fascination

small fishbowl types?

gotta love dem slow compilers

what's that

I don't write code, I'm a Network Security Admin

I just stare at shit and fix something

if it breaks

MEANWHILE IN HUNGARYA

Poverty is wild

poverty breeds innovation

Poor logic

Non absolute poverty yes

@EndangeredProdigy congrats on the optimism news from aussieland. seems the best outcome for all beyond the fact that you can't vaccinate people against certain kinds of stupid

@EndangeredProdigy Are you good with Wireshark?

@Undead Mockingbird https://i.imgur.com/PzPf4uf.png

our software is like Wireshark, but proprietary @Undead Mockingbird

i get what you mean by your work consisting of downtime now

Lovely.

yeah they wanna make sure everything that they use they can control

so they get the devs to create the shit

and then they hand it to me